Happy Holidays and all that yuppie stuff!

Subject: Happy Holidays and all that yuppie stuff! Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:38 pm

Happy holidays to all the members of the opinionated philosopher's forum. Smile

Enjoy mass consumerism by buying stuff you don't need but more importantly have pleasure in enjoying some self indulgence.

Be careful of super centers and grocery stores in that you could be run over to death by a hysterical mob or killed by a mad soccer mom with a shopping cart. ( These things do happen. It is the holidays don't you know.)

Enjoy the madness, hysteria, and insanity that is humanity.

So pop open a bottle of wine and grab another person of the opposite sex!

( Cut into the holiday ham and turkey. Cut into the Mrs. too! Razz

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Have a great time with your relative families as well that makes up your social identity.

From yours truely,

The_Fool

( P.S. I wasn't kidding about the supercenters and grocery stores. Those mother fuckers will kill you if you aren't careful. Did you see that poor walmart employee trampled to death the other day? )

( Isn't capitalism super awsome? It just brings out the honest side of people doesn't it?. Laughing

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For the guys of the forum:

Happy Holidays and all that yuppie stuff! 48133

Subject: Re: Happy Holidays and all that yuppie stuff! Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:22 am

Merry Christmas!

The Fool, is that picture you (the male)? if so, ho ho ho, you and I are nearly clones!

Christmas Greeting
Lewis Carroll (1832-1898)

Lady, dear, if Fairies may
For a moment lay aside
Cunning tricks and elfish play,
'Tis at happy Christmas-tide.

We have heard the children say -
Gentle children, whom we love -
Long ago on Christmas Day,
Came a message from above,

Still, as Christmas-tide comes round,
They remember it again -
Echo still the joyful sound
"Peace on earth, good-will to men!"

Yet the hearts must childlike be
Where such heavenly guests abide;
Unto children, in their glee,
All the year is Christmas-tide!

Thus, forgetting tricks and play
For a moment, Lady dear,
We would wish you, if we may,
Merry Christmas, Glad New Year!